February 7, 2012

Barack Obama bowling lane help bowling scores

To see Barack Obama bowling and only score a 37 (a perfect bowling score is 300), it makes you wonder how his big mouth is helping bowlers at Bowl-O-Bama in Clearwater, Florida score perfect 300 bowling scores.

Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames.

There have been only 34 weeks in that time span, or 318 days, that means there is on average 3 perfect games a day. Talk about taking out some stress.


Barack Obama bowling pit

Barack Obama bowling pit


Daily Show covering Barack Obama bowling in 2008

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Footage of Barack Obama bowling in Pennsylvania in 2008 (1:00 min)

My favorite quote on the youtube video above is:

so the rumors were true… Its like one of those dates with a chick that just cant bowl at all, and you dont want to say anything, but then you decide to show her how to throw it, and she just gets worse, and then you give up. via-brizzlekizzle

How is your bowling game? Any of you up for a road trip to Clearwater, Fl for some Bowl-O-Bama?

Balanced Budget Amendment

Balanced Budget Amendment

Interesting Balance Budget Amendment RSS article forwarded today

C: Thoughts on the balanced budget amendment push? I’m personally against it at a visceral level, and with some thought as well. I think it is largely a push for political cover to allow elected officials to save some face when they have to make hard choices about entitlements. (And other reasons as well.) In any case, I think the unintended consequences of it are very real and dangerous, and this article states many of them clearly.

To be sure, I understand the apparent intransigence of elected folks over many years to govern in a fiscally sound manner–both Republican and Democrat. That doesn’t mean you have to take the priviledge away. I think a more sound public discourse is needed. Something beyond sound byte journalism and 10 second video clips. That is probably hard in a climate of “reality” TV and stardom worship, but I think this is something we have to work our way back to. It probably starts with families and education.

There is a paradox in the position of the “tea party” conservatives that has so far escaped much comment. On the one hand, they think the country would be better off if we governed ourselves according to the principles of the Founders and the Constitution, from which the tea partiers think we have departed drastically. On the other hand, they favor an amendment to the Constitution requiring a balanced budget. Such an amendment, however, would not simply add to the work of the founders; it would positively undo part of it. For the Constitution, as it stands and as the Founders crafted it, empowers the Congress to “borrow money on the credit of the United States.” The Founders, evidently, intended that the government be capable of incurring debt.

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Moreover, an inability to borrow would not only hamstring the government in responding to grave public evils; it might also prevent the government from seizing positive opportunities that could produce public benefits for generations. America might, at some point, have a chance to purchase some valuable new territory, perhaps rich in natural resources, that will enhance the nation’s prosperity. Such a purchase, however, might require an immediate transfer of money that would be impossible without the ability to borrow.


via The Balanced Budget Amendment: What Would Hamilton Say? by Carson Holloway on the website Public Discourse

M responded to this request for thoughts on a Balanced Budget Amendment with his top of mind thoughts

M:
Full disclosure:

1. I have not yet read the article, but will this evening or in the morning
2. Until this moment, I have been a die-hard proponent of the Balanced Budget Amendment (with one exception, which I will begin with below).

Historically, my one objection to the BBA has been that I think it might guarantee tax increases and/or leave us undefended. When Congress is unable to make the hard decisions to cut entitlements under a Balanced Budget Amendment mandate, it will resort to defense cuts or tax increases “because the 28th Amendment forced us to do it”. I can promise you that when asked if he’d rather get his government check or have the latest super weapon, one is going to look no more beyond his own living room and say, “screw the stealth helicopter, gimme my dam’ check.” So defense will go by the wayside. However, you could probably cut defense to its 1930 levels and still not balance the budget. Therefore it seems to me that the BBA could be a green light for “mandatory revenue increases”, which is code for tax hikes.

Now, given that having a line of credit is both desirous (even for the most fiscally austere) and embedded within First Principles of the Constitution (OK, I lied – I glanced at the first paragraph of the article), I would propose a modified Balanced Budget Amendment in which continued fiscal irresponsibility would kick in a BBA mechanism that would required future budgets be balance until such time that the total debt is below a trigger point (some percentage of GDP or what have you). That way, you wouldn’t have to tax the hell out of people or completely defund vital (and Constitutionally necessary) programs if we got into a shooting war or have some major series of disasters, etc. But I do believe that we have the better part of a century of data points indicating that our government, and an increasing number of the electorate, cannot be trusted to tow the line when it comes to the fiscal health of the nation.

Now, I may need to change my tune some once I read and research what is presented below. Stand by.

T: So as I stand by for some more thoughts on the Balanced Budget Amendment, what do you think about this possible amendment to the constitution? Worth it or just smoke and mirrors to save an elected official’s ass?

Unemployment rate from the Bureau of Labor Statistics seems bogus to me



In an e-mail I received from my friend M, he discusses why he feels the unemployment rate from the BLS is not very accurate.


M: BLS Unemployment Rate = ‘blah blah blah’


Because they don’t tell the whole story.

When we’re told the unemployment rate drops a tenth of a point or whatever they’re saying today, that’s based on the number of people looking for jobs. But what if they give up and don’t re-file for unemployment? What if they’ve now moved from (potential) workforce to welfare cases? As Bloomberg reports:

“The jobless rate declined as 193,000 people left the labor force and the number of unemployed dropped by 156,000. The share of the eligible population holding a job declined to 58.1 percent, the lowest since July 1983.”

Isn’t that last statistic really the one we need to be looking at?

C:


Clearly the long term unemployed is a tremendous problem and vicious cycle. Second to that are the underemployed. I saw a link in Greg Mankiw’s blog to an article by Ken Rogoff. He thinks this recession is really more like the great depression due to the underlying cause–overleverage. With the Eurozone’s sovreign debt and banking capitalization problems, I’m not sure we won’t end up with another great depression.

Many commentators have argued that fiscal stimulus has largely failed not because it was misguided, but because it was not large enough to fight a “Great Recession.” But, in a “Great Contraction,” problem number one is too much debt. If governments that retain strong credit ratings are to spend scarce resources effectively, the most effective approach is to catalyze debt workouts and reductions.

http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/rogoff83/English

I don’t think happy thoughts by the BLS will help much.

T:

Clearly the unemployment rate is not without fault, one really needs to understand what each ratio truly means and how we ‘foot’ to the current population number. If anyone out there can provide clear instruction on how to do this, I would like to hear from you.

Arizona Governor Brewer to President Obama “Do your job”

Watching this is just like watching a successful Thanksgiving Day game against the boys in burnt orange. I don’t care if you call it political posturing or not. It’s dead-on accurate.



Earlier this month, Governor Jan Brewer sat in the Oval Office with President Barack Obama to discuss the critical issue of border security. The Governor personally related to the President the concerns of millions of Arizonans over the lack of security on Arizona’s southern border. During their visit, President Obama committed to present details, within two weeks of their meeting, regarding his plans to commit National Guard troops to the Arizona border and commit to spend $500 million in additional funds on border security.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Website

Obama Administration is making sure illegal immigrants are paid enough and not securing the US Border

Image via 'The Walking Giant' - http://twg2a.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/the-perfect-letter/

What if I told you that the US Government has set up a hotline so that illegals can call in to get assistance in representation in cases where they don’t think they’re being paid a fair wage? Oh, no – you’re crazy. Our government wouldn’t think of overtly acting as an agent of illegals!

Of course, I’m not suggesting that I condone any continued exploitation of the so-called undocumented workers by employers, but I also don’t think our government should be using its resources (read: our tax dollars) to help secure an even brighter future for those who shouldn’t be here to get exploited in the first place. Now, if the government is using this as a ploy to gather ‘em up and ship ‘em back to where they came from, then okay…but we all know such activities will get you slapped with a lawsuit.

But don’t worry – the government is quickly working toward securing the borders. We’re not just giving up patrolling entire sections of our border because it’s just too hard to do, right? No political “amnesty-first” stranglehold being leveraged by the Administration there, right? I think Joe Barton was correct about this Administration’s affinity for “shakedowns” – first BP and now Congressional Republicans (and the less-squishy moderate democrats.) Yes, the fight for the Latino political soul continues in earnest, and the losers are all legitimate US citizens (go to 3:40 of the clip to hear what the President told Sen. Kyl).

My disclaimer on this last bit – it does require that one take Kyl at his word versus a vehement denial from the White House, but who are you most apt to believe after the last 18 months?

Would the Death Star use Green Energy?

If you had $15.6 septillion and 94 cents in your account, would you save the world from the economic crisis or build a Death Star, destroy the world, and move on to invade the galaxy?

And if the construction firm set up shop in Connecticut, Chris Dodd could probably have gotten the funds appropriated!

Yes, that’s a whooping 1.4 trillion times the current US Debt. Or a sightly more meaningful number: 124 trillion years of war in Iraq.

Zucker brothers “Airplane!” :plagiarism or genius?

If you’re like me, you recognize 1980′s “Airplane!” as a stroke of absolute comedic genius courtesy of the Zucker brothers.  Without the endless parade of groanworthy one-liners and sight gags, we wouldn’t have other gems like its 1982 sequel (“Airplane II: The Sequel”), “Top Secret!”, the “Hot Shots” series, or The “Naked Gun” series.  I always thought it was a spoof of those “Airport” disaster movies from the 1970s, but apparently I was wrong.

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

As revealed to me this afternoon by one of my staff, the Zuckers actually lifted their masterpiece, almost line-for-line, from an obscure 1957 drama called “Zero Hour!”.  The plot’s the same (a bad fish dinner incapacitates the crew) and the lead character’s name (Ted Stryker) is even the same.  It’s like all they did was re-shoot many of the scenes and tack on a silly punchline at the end.
Anyway, I thought it was interesting…

Berwick: “Heck yeah, there will be rationing!”

He answered: “We can make a sensible social decision and say, ‘Well, at this point, to have access to a particular additional benefit [new drug or medical intervention] is so expensive that our taxpayers have better use for those funds.’ We make those decisions all the time. The decision is not whether or not we will ration care–the decision is whether we will ration with our eyes open.”

In the same interview, he also said, “The social budget is limited—we have a limited resource pool. It makes terribly good sense to at least know the price of an added benefit, and at some point we might say nationally, regionally, or locally that we wish we could afford it, but we can’t.”

And don’t forget – Congress has passed a law exempting themselves from this mess.

Photo Credit (Mel’s ATCs)

President Pantywaist

But I have a question – is calling Obama a “surrender MONKEY” considered a racial epithet?

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/gerald_warner/blog/2009/04/10/barack_obama_president_pantywaist__new_surrender_monkey_on_the_block

It sure was 2 months ago.  Just ask Al Sharpton…

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/18/al-sharpton-monkey-cartoon-obama/

Still, it’s good reading (especially considering it’s from a vinegary old Brit.)  It confirms my suspicion that the only thing the world hates more than a strong, sometimes unilaterally-acting America is an apologetic, appeasement-oriented America.  At least with the former, they can throw their stones of indignance without fear of being nuked by some bad guy.

I’m just waiting for Obama to officially change his name to Chamberlain.

Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog

Much has been made as of late by the right on the fact that Obama seems to have his teleprompter in tow no matter where he goes.  Pundits point out that the normally-silky-smooth rhetoric and delivery for which (apparently) Obama won the presidency devolves into a halting, stuttering mish-mash of disjointed phrases and incomplete thoughts when he doesn’t have his crutch.

Limbaugh has recently added an “Obama’s teleprompter told him to say…” facet to his on-air schtick.  Just a few moments ago he revealed that Obama’s teleprompter even has its own blog!

Go meet ‘TOTUS‘ and see what he has to say.

Here is Barak Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog homepage – http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/.