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		<title>Barack Obama bowling lane help bowling scores</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 03:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To see Barack Obama bowling and only score a 37 (a perfect bowling score is 300), it makes you wonder how his big mouth is helping bowlers at Bowl-O-Bama in Clearwater, Florida score perfect 300 bowling scores. Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To see Barack Obama bowling and only score a 37 (a perfect bowling score is 300), it makes you wonder how his big mouth is helping bowlers at <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=85348" target="_blank">Bowl-O-Bama in Clearwater, Florida score perfect 300 bowling scores</a>. </p>
<blockquote><p>Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames.</p></blockquote>
<p>There have been only 34 weeks in that time span, or 318 days, that means there is on average 3 perfect games a day.  Talk about taking out some stress.</p>
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<h3>Barack Obama bowling pit</h3>
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<h3>Daily Show covering Barack Obama bowling in 2008</h3>
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<h3>Footage of Barack Obama bowling in Pennsylvania in 2008 (1:00 min)</h3>
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<p>My favorite quote on the youtube video above is:</p>
<blockquote><p>so the rumors were true&#8230; Its like one of those dates with a chick that just﻿ cant bowl at all, and you dont want to say anything, but then you decide to show her how to throw it, and she just gets worse, and then you give up.	via-brizzlekizzle </p></blockquote>
<p>How is your bowling game?  Any of you up for a road trip to Clearwater, Fl for some Bowl-O-Bama?</p>
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		<title>Conservative Hollywood</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a movie coming out in October by David Zucker (who made The Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Top Secret!, and the Naked Gun movies) that parodies Michael Moore, Islamofacists, etc.  This article is about that movie.  What&#8217;s interesting is the discussion about Hollywood Conservatives (names are named; some you already know to be conservative and [...]]]></description>
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<p>There&#8217;s a movie coming out in October by David Zucker (who made The Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Top Secret!, and the Naked Gun movies) that parodies Michael Moore, Islamofacists, etc.  This article is about that movie.  What&#8217;s interesting is the discussion about Hollywood Conservatives (names are named; some you already know to be conservative and others will be surprises).  This is being billed as an unabashed CONSERVATIVE movie for pro-America people.  &#8220;Surely you can&#8217;t be serious!&#8221;  Yes, I am serious.  Dead serious.  And don&#8217;t call me Shirley.</p>
<p>There is also a little write up on this film over at another <a href="http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/?p=9866">conservative view site</a>.</p>
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		<title>Proof that Republicans are superior</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is the title that was in a current e-mail from my friend.   He added this in the body of the e-mail: I wonder what a donkey could score. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,415563,00.html I do not think he is off his rocker, but the superior adjective might be a little out there on this one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the title that was in a current e-mail from my friend.   He added this in the body of the e-mail:</p>
<blockquote><p>I wonder what a donkey could score.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,415563,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,415563,00.html</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I do not think he is off his rocker, but the superior adjective might be a little out there on this one.</p>
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